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Lucky pants results

Here are the prize pants, in 3d, for the winners of the lucky pants competition at the Secret Garden Party!

After trawling the internet for the Luckiest pants (tough job but somebody had to), I thing I found them, they are so lucky they don’t even have to be worn, Just look at the holographic patterns and feel waves after wave of luck emanating.

Go cross eyed and merge the two black dots and you will see these in 3D!

Without further ado the winners with a score of 34 points over seven rolls are:

Annabelle Gardner and Jules Allen

Naturally we would like to see a photo of the lucky winners adorning there beautiful garments and post them on this website but that is up to Annabelle and Jules. Thank you all for being good sports and putting up with my measured impropriety.

Best wishes

Peter Glyn Jones

 

Seven rolls of the dice to assess the effectiveness of various lucky pants. Undecided dice, evaluated by independent arbiter, resulted in a reroll.

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(1) Score: 25
rolls: 6, 1, 5, 3, 5, 4, 1
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So regal in those giant blue pants and a fine score.

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(2) Score: 34
rolls: 6, 5, 6, 5, 3, 5, 4
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This Cheeky young winner worked those giant pink Y-fronts wonderfully.

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(3) Score: 15
rolls: 1, 3, 1, 1, 5, 3
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Although these giant yellow y-fronts attracted insects they appeared somewhat unlucky.

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(4) Score: 28
rolls: 5, 6, 4, 1, 5, 3, 4
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A descents score for this impressive gold sequined number.

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(5) Score: 22
rolls: 1, 1, 4, 5, 5, 4, 2
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Theses fantastic fishy pants appear to be striking rather than lucky. Wish I had a pair though.

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(6) Score: 22
rolls: 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 6, 1
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If three is the magic number then this guy has the monopoly on it. Five 3s in a row!

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(7) Score: 22
rolls: 3, 3, 2, 1, 4, 4, 5
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We don’t know what happened here? These clearly lucky pants scored only one above average. Probable the red dice dislikes turquoise.

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(8) Score: 26
rolls:1, 6, 5, 2, 1, 5, 6
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Anna was a little unsure about wearing these gold pants. We were so glad she did. I think the dice was a little too dazzled to deliver the high score she deserved.

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(9) Score: 33
rolls: 1, 6, 5, 5, 6, 6, 4
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Andy’s silver pants earned him a deserved high score, such a modest guy in his lack of modesty.

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(10) Score: 23
rolls: 3, 2, 4, 2, 3, 6, 3
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All I can say is that I am genuinely envious of these pants. They look great.

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(11) Score: 28
rolls: 5, 2, 6, 3, 5, 6, 1
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It says dish in the background, I tend to agree. Thanks for playing our crazy game!

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(12) Score: 29
rolls: 6, 5, 2, 5, 2, 5, 4
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Big blue flowers pants man finished off by splendid POW welly, what’s not to like.

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(13) Score: 29
rolls: 3, 4, 4, 6, 4, 3, 5
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Gosh I bet those feather fringed pants must be ticklish? Laughing gas not required.

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(14) Score: 20
rolls: 4, 1, 5, 5, 1, 2, 2
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I don’t think she will mind me telling you that this is the most clothe I ever saw her in… Emma "ditto!"

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(15) Score: 25
rolls: 3, 2, 3, 5, 2, 6, 4
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Not looking totally convinced at the validity of our scientific experiment, there will always be doubters.

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(16) Score: 24
rolls: 4, 3, 6, 5, 1, 3, 1
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This guy rolled the dice in reverse; it jumped up from the floor into his hand 7 times giving him his score… honest!

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(17) Score: 23
rolls: 4, 1, 3, 4, 3, 5, 3
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If you don’t believe me ask his friend, he’ll put you right.

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(18) Score: 20
rolls: 2, 5, 5, 2, 2, 3, 1
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Our independent judicator checking that the dice is not weighted. Verdict: “Its fine”.

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(19) Score: 19
rolls: 2, 2, 6, 2, 1, 1, 5
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Chance stabilized with arm bands, great look but actually not lucky pants, Good floating option.

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(20) Score: 22
rolls: 3, 2, 4, 6, 3, 2, 2
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As springy as a kangaroo and owning her own pouch, presumably containing baby kangaroos, this excitable creatures beautiful bejewelled pants are evidently not lucky.

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(21) Score: 24
rolls: 3, 4, 3, 6, 1, 2, 5
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Lucky pants’ testing is a game of highs and lows, this gorgeous girl experienced it all.

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(22) Score: 34
rolls: 6, 4, 5, 5, 5, 4, 5
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A red mini skirt conceals her secret weapon, her ultra-lucky pants. We can only speculate at their extraordinary powers?

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(23) Score: 27
rolls: 5, 3, 3, 1, 5, 4, 6
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I love this pretending to be ‘two pants at once’ design, a trend setter for sure, not a bad score either.

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(24) Score: 24
rolls: 1, 3, 2, 1, 6, 6, 5
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This huge inflatable dice looks like it is balancing on his arm owing to a trick of perspective.

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(25) Score: 27
rolls: 3, 6, 2, 3, 5, 6, 2
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Embrace the spirit of the lucky pants and they will embrace you my friend!

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(26) Score: 27
rolls: 3, 4, 5, 3, 5, 1, 5
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After a quick swim in the lake there’s nothing better than testing the luck level of ones sequined pants.

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(27) Score: 25
rolls: 4, 4, 5, 1, 4, 5, 2
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My usual steely professionism was flapped by her stunning smile and I loosed the plot, I’m sure the dice is somewhere.

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(28) Score: 15
rolls: 3, 5, 3, 1, 1, 2, 1
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Just not Nick’s lucky pants day. Better luck next time mate!

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(29) Score: 33
rolls: 5, 6, 4, 6, 5, 2, 5
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If you ever need a dice roller here’s your Man, just take the drink out of his hand first!

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(30) Score: 24
rolls: 4, 2, 5, 3, 5, 2, 3
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Superstition is the theme; lucky pants the game, another willing participant..

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(31) Score: 32
rolls: 6, 6, 6, 6, 2, 5, 1
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Harry is a master in the 6 visualisation technique, he visualises the six and it was so, at least until the ‘chance spirit’ was looking.

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(32) Score: 16
rolls: 2, 4, 5, 1, 1, 2, 1
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His young disciple has a long way to go but defiantly shows promise.

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(33) Score: 23
rolls: 4, 1, 2, 3, 6, 3, 4
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Can polka-dot bikini bottoms be lucky pants? We had to find out…

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(34) Score: 31
rolls: 5, 2, 4, 6, 6, 4, 4
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A whiz with the dice getting an outstanding 31

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(35) Score: 26
rolls: 6, 5, 2, 2, 4, 6, 1
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Can you tell by his score whether he was wearing any pants under his kilt? If not certainly no excessively droopy tackle anyway...

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(36) Score: 18
rolls: 2, 4, 5, 1, 2, 1, 3
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You know perfectly well what to do with this, get on with it!

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(37) Score: 25
rolls: 3, 4, 1, 4, 1, 6, 6
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Not a technique for the clumsy thrower by the way!

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(38) Score: 27
rolls: 6, 2, 5, 4, 1, 3, 6
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Lucky pants crotch rub. Like the technique!

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(39) Score: 19
rolls: 1, 2, 3, 3, 1, 4, 5
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Its official, a broken mirror is indeed unlucky!

Ow blimey watch that glass! Too late. Looks like you’ve caught bad luck from your friends’ broken mirror. Seven times anticlockwise quickly… I think.
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(40) Score: 15
rolls: 1, 2, 1, 6, 1, 2, 2
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(41) Score: 26
rolls: 2, 5, 3, 5, 2, 4, 5
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Twooooooooo!

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(42) Score: 24
rolls: 4, 5, 1, 2, 6, 4, 2
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Chloe was the control in our experiment – she wasn’t wearing pants! Our control was weakening though, weak at the knees.

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(43) Score: 20
rolls: 5, 1, 2, 2, 3, 3, 4
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Appealing to the spirit of the woods didn’t seem to cut it for lucky pants.

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(44) Score: 21
rolls: 5, 2, 4, 1, 1, 4, 4
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Pants slightly bigger than shorts, a worthwhile fashion statement. Also interesting leg markings.

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(45) Score: 24
rolls: 3, 4, 5, 1, 6, 3, 2
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Here we have an example of an undecided dice rolled by this three eyed lady, evaluated by independent arbiter, resulted in a reroll.

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(46) Score: 27
rolls: 6, 2, 5, 6, 2, 4, 2
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Thanks for humouring us in our competition Jordan. Love the Van Gogh swirls on your pants, very arty.

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(47) Score: 27
rolls: 6, 1, 3, 6, 4, 3, 4
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These pants pandered to our taste.

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(48) Score: 32
rolls: 6, 5, 5, 2, 3, 6, 6
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We promised Rory he wouldn’t even have to get up to test the luck of his amazing holographic leggings. All was going well until his good score made him sit up. After a few bad rolls I encouraged him to chill back again and his score improved for the last two roles!

About timemorph

Timemorph was a name thought up by my long-time friend Tim Stewart (Photographer). Not one to pass up a good thing I have ran with the web name since Feb 2000. Initially it was the name I used to describe a strange video technique. Now it stands for experimentation and creativity and is yet to have its finest hour...

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